The Big, Bad Wolff

I'll huff and I'll puff, and I will... pass the bar.

Notes &

Top Facebook Statuses re: Osama Bin Laden being dead:

  1. “This is almost as good as when Harry killed Voldemort.”
  2. “Things that are OVER: Law School and Bin Laden.”
  3. “RIP Hide and Seek World Champion 2001 - 2011.”
  4. “Is anyone else upset he was in a mansion-not a cave?”
  5. “Reports are that ObL was killed in a mansion outside Islamabad? If this is true, it raises some new (and not so new) questions regarding Pakistan.” 
  6. “OMG!! Did you guys know that Michael Jackson DIED?!?!” (I love Allison!)
  7. “Obama in Oct. 08 debate: ‘We will kill bin Laden.  We will crush al Qaeda.  That has to be our highest national security priority.”
  8. “Where were you when you heard Osama was dead? I was with Mr. Chupi enjoying a Cuban sandwich and a quesito from Panaderia Espana, watching Celebrity Apprentice… First though was what a great way to cock block Trump… now that’s power! I wonder who got fired… Nene or Star?”“
  9. “Thinking of my friends overseas.  That you for what you do.  God Bless America, and God Bless the Troops! Finally justice. Wow.”
  10. “Does this mean I get off work tomorrow?”
  11. “Fuck you obl.”
  12. “I love how everyone believes that Osama (a man with 100000 body doubles) was killed by the US, but there was a 4 1/2 year debate about whether the President is American.”
  13. “Let’s see how bbc ties this into the royal wedding.”
  14. “How will people use Bin Laden’s death to criticize Obama?”